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haha nera evo ti jedan za seve
Što piše na Severininom tijelu oko pupka?  Objekat je pod video nadzorom.Kupao se crnac gol u moru i kad mu je bilo dosta, prebaci kitu preko ramena i izađe na plažu. Svi koji su ga videli povikaše: - Uuuuuuuu! Na to će on: - Što je, k'o da se vama nikad nije skupio u vodi! ---------- Post added at 14:57 ---------- Previous post was at 14:49 ---------- - Upomoć! Upravo me silovao neki Crnogorac!!! - Pa otkud znate da je baš Crnogorac? - Morala sam sve sama raditi. ---------- Post added at 14:59 ---------- Previous post was at 14:57 ---------- Što je to orlani sex!? To je kad ja cijeli dan orem njivu, a traktor me jebe.Obitelj sjedi za stolom. Sin pita oca: - Tata, kakve vrste cica postoje? Tata odgovori: - Znaš sine, postoje tri vrste ženskih dojki. U 20-tim su dojke kao lubenice, okrugle i sočne. U 40-tim i 50-tim su kao kruške, još lijepe, ali vise. U 60-tim su kao luk! - Luk!? - upita sin. - Da, kad ih vidiš natjeraju te u plač! Na to kćer pita mamu: - Mama, koliko vrsta pimpeka ima? Mati odgovori: - Kćeri, penisi su kao drveće. U 20-tim je muški penis kao hrast. Tvrd i uspravan. U 40-tim i 50-tim je kao vrba, elastičniji, pogrbljen, ali još uvijek upotrebljiv. U 60-tim je kao božićno drvce! - Božićno drvce!? - upita kći. - Da, mrtav od korijena na gore, a kuglice su samo za ukras!
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"It will be born here, at the "Orologio (Watch)" restaurant, meeting place of artists and it will be always a team of great talent. On this splendid night it's colours will be given: The black and the blue with a golden background of the stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world." _____________________________  ___________________________
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dobar ovaj penis sisa thing
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evo osmislih ga prie, tj. nisam razmišljao o kladičnom vicu nego eto došlo mi da kažem,
dođem doma ulovim komarca tamo u neku posudu(to je jedina vrsta insekta koju ubijam) i kažem mu : sad ću ti se krvi napit! jel dobar ? heheheh
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"It will be born here, at the "Orologio (Watch)" restaurant, meeting place of artists and it will be always a team of great talent. On this splendid night it's colours will be given: The black and the blue with a golden background of the stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world." _____________________________ ___________________________
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The Man
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samo cu reci da je mocina bolest izgleda prelazna hehe
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NELLA GIOIA E NEL DOLORE,ADRIANO SEMPRE NOSTRO IMPERATORE!!!! "Mozete da me volite,mozete da me mrzite ali ne mozete da me ignorisete!"
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 pa fora je daj komarcu kaeš da ćeš mu se krvi napit hehea dobro možda sam danas malo puko, nisam odbacio tu mogućnost
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"It will be born here, at the "Orologio (Watch)" restaurant, meeting place of artists and it will be always a team of great talent. On this splendid night it's colours will be given: The black and the blue with a golden background of the stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world." _____________________________ ___________________________
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kuzim, samo nije toliko smijesan kao, idu dera i hulle, kaze jedan drugom PRD.
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prevari zena batmana i sad pita ga raja sta ce sad...a on odgovara
-OPROOOOOSTIIIIT CU JOJ SVEEEEE NISAM JA SUPERMEEEN
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Sretnu se klosar i narkoman...pita ga klosar:" Matori, daj molim te 50 dinara nisam jeo 3 dana"- a ovaj mu odgovara:" Moras brate, moras, makar na silu!"
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"It will be born here, at the "Orologio (Watch)" restaurant, meeting place of artists and it will be always a team of great talent. On this splendid night it's colours will be given: The black and the blue with a golden background of the stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world." _____________________________ ___________________________
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da li ce proci dan da me neogovarate dok nisam tu...sramota....sad kad odem na more,kuku bolje posle i da neotvoirm forum
Valjda ce te me malo zaboraviti 
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