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Old 21-03-2012   #586
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Pita Dzeko Mancinija -hoces me staviti u prvi tim? A Mancini odgovara:
- Necu, necu, Dijamante

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Old 10-02-2013   #587
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Sjede u vagonu: Kinez, Amer, Bosanac i Nijemac.

Odjednom ustane Kinez i baci kroz prozor košaru punu riže. Amerikanac ga pogleda i začuđeno pita:
- "Zašto si bacio rižu, pa šteta je..."
- "Ma, u Kini imamo riže k'o pijeska" - veli Kinez.

Malo kasnije, ustane Amer i baci svežanj dolara kroz prozor. Nijemac se prenerazi i pita:
- "Zašto baci dolare van?"
- "Pa, mi u Americi imamo dolara k'o u priči" - veli Amerikanac.

Sjede oni dalje tako, na to Nijemac pogleda Bosanca, a Bosanac će brzo:
- "Nemoj da ti slučajno padne na pamet."


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Old 12-02-2013   #588
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